shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

frosted:

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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glow blog

undrunkscotsman:

doctorwho:

cloysterbell:

I can’t wait to watch as tumblr’s servers crash on Sunday. 

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no you come back here right now

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life